Are you a monkey?
You should be.
Why aren’t you a monkey?
Today! Only! Announcing…
A special pizza buffet for monkeys.
If you are a monkey, you should come have pizza.
If you’re not a monkey, you should come to pizza disguised as one.*
All Monkey Pizza Buffet.
All Monkeys… All the… well, you know.
Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!
12:15! 12:15! 12:15! (Standard Pacific Monkey Time)
Buena Vista & Victory, Burbank.
Burbank Round Table Pizza.
— From: A Monkey.
*Monkey disguises will not be checked for accuracy.