millions of pizzas
pizzas for free*

millions of pizzas
pizzas for me**
*almost free, $4.99 all-you-can-eat
**not just me, you’re welcome too. in fact, your presence is greatly

round table pizza
in sunny burbank, ca
corner of victory & buena vista
12:15 pm, friday afternoon

pizzas come on a pan
they were put there by a man
in a restaurant in burrrrbank.

i promise to never re-word such a bad song again

well, i don’t “promise,” since i could forget at some future date when i’m
trying to think up a pizza email.

it surprises you that i give these emails thought, doesn’t it?

it suprises me too.

have a happy day.

Pin It on Pinterest