Noun. One of several devices upon which doors are secured or hung in direct apposition to the laws of gravity and inertia as well as some of the lesser laws of geo-spacial migration common to the practice of gaining entry, opening, closing, passing through, entering,leaving by way of access route to some space on the other side of wherever one happens to be before setting into motion the process that allows the so-inclined to enter the space presented to the progressive pilgrim or common nomad.

“Man, I’d love to get one of your oranges but the doorhinges on your kitchen door are extremely rusty, dude.”

[Submitted by “Kevin”]

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