Are you so miserably insecure that you need a personal phone call from a celebrity to feel good about yourself? Go ahead, spend $29.95 to hear a love poem read to you by Todd Bridges or Lou Ferrigno. Just remember that you have to write it for yourself, because they don’t give a crap about you. You are all pathetic. Shut down the power to the whole damn country, I give up.

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