Evel Knieval You Are Not, Son

Demonstrating the greatest possible distance between “hero” and “fan” is this ad for Evel Knieval’s line of popsicle molds. One the top you have cool-as-anything Evel; on the bottom you have the “I PUT ROCKET SHIP IN MY MOUTH?!?” kid. Priceless.

{Via Shrapnel’s Tumblr stream.}