MoFA
- Title: “Undead Coconut”
- Media: Coconut Corpse. Reanimation.
- Submitted by: Fawn
- Fawn discovered the sunken eyes of this coconut staring at her after she drained the coconut's juice. She said it was a "ghost coconut," but my professional resources have determined it is more assuredly a ZOMBIE COCONUT.
- Title: “Hideous Strawberry”
- Media: Strawberry?
- Submitted by: Karyn B.
- Karyn discovered this hideous excuse for a strawberry then made a terrible mistake: she tried to consume it. Last I heard, she was recovering well.
- Title: “Lovely Cheerio”
- Media: Cheerio. That thing called "love."
- Submitted by: Dagny
- Dagny believes this is an attempt of a skillful marketing department to really sell the whole "heart-healthy" nature of the cereal.
- Title: “Sea Horse Chicken”
- Media: Chicken... of the sea.
- Submitted by: Janae
- Janae pulled this creature from a bag of pre-cooked chicken breasts - continuing the debate about the true identity of "Chicken of the Sea."
- Title: “Heart of Coffee”
- Media: Coffee. The International Language... you know, LOVE.
- Submitted by: Luty
- Many search for love. Every once-in-awhile it shows up in the strangest places. Not unlike my keys.
- Title: “Devil Tomato”
- Media: Garden-variety Tomato. Underworld-variety Evil.
- Submitted by: Carol B.
- Carol claims that this tomato "came from the vine from hell!" Well, Carol, allow me to bestow this sage advice upon you, free of charge: if, indeed, you are holding the offspring of a Hell-borne vine, it is not considered wise to mock it by painting on a comical, cat-like face. Just a thought. Good luck, Carol, good luck.
- Title: “Grape Pumpkin”
- Media: 3 Grapes. Lots of Pressure.
- Submitted by: Alec
- Young Alec has discovered this marvel of modern farming - The Grape Pumpkin! More than a grape; more than a pumpkin -- this fine entry is destined to become a thing of legend.
- Title: “Happy-go-Lucky Mushroom Man”
- Media: Mushroom. Happiness.
- Submitted by: Aidan B.
- Aidan found this happy-go-lucky mushroom man enjoying the lush greenery of one of his native habitats.
- Title: “The Hippo Nugget”
- Media: Chicken. Fryer. African herbivorous mammal.
- Submitted by: Yolanda M.
- Never get between a chicken nugget and water.
