Is it the look of a simply happy pickle face? Or the trance-inducing stare of a MIND-CONTROLLING, PRESERVED CUCUMBER?
A new species perhaps? The missing link? A french fry with legs, arms and a smart hat? A mystery on a plate!
Forget the crop circles, blurry UFO videos and other alien-related nonsense: here is irrefutable evidence of ETs among us!
“I felt a frightening foreshadowing of my impending doom…”